Indoor adventure

It's too hot today and too humid to be birding in comfort, so the indoor project became cleaning all the teddy bears who live here, over 100 ranging from 1/2" to 24". It's a pleasant task. Everyone has to come off a shelf, be talked to, brushed, shelves cleaned and bears returned to their perches. Some of the girl bears wear hats and/or jewelry or both.

I also enjoy jewelry. When I was four years old I was given a little gold ring with a tiny ruby inset. I loved that ring and wore it until I outgrew it. For years it sat in a little box. It has very little monetary value, but huge sentimental value. When Alice Bear arrived she expressed a desire to have some jewelry. Never underestimate the desires of a bear. I had one bear who took my gold bracelet and I spent two weeks trying to find it. She had it on under her sleeve. I was ready to call the cops to report it stolen.

Today's chore was done bear group by bear group. Accidentally the little ring fell off Alice's arm ( she wears it as a bracelet- tiny ring, tiny bear). The ring vanished. I stared at the floor and then at Alice. "I'll find it", I told her.

It was nowhere to be seen. Panic time. It could not have vanished into thin air. I got down on the floor, looked under the desk, under the chair, on shelf edges. No ring. Time to pull out all the furniture in case it had slid under something. Lots of dust. No ring. Shook carpets, looked under carpets. No ring. Looked in all computer cables. No ring. Took everything off shelves. No ring. Sat down and sulked. The ring had to be somewhere. If could even have slid under a baseboard.

Stopped for lunch. Food for sustenance. Back to the search. Checked my pockets. Sometimes a small item can bounce into a pocket. No ring. Took cover off AC. No ring. Then started clearing shelves again, one item at a time, every book flipping pages, every journal, flipping pages, every sheet of cardboard one at a time. The only thing left was the pile of jiffy envelopes. Took envelope, shook them , one by one and then, "plink", the ring fell on the floor. It had bounced from floor into the jiffy envelope.

Alice and I had to have a conference. She wanted her "bracelet" back. I didn't want to have to go through this again, so we reached a compromise. She now has a necklace/ bracelet.

This is what happens when it's too hot to go out birding.

__________________________